I keep seeing all these weirdo people protesting at colleges in response to the Israel/Palestine conflict and I noticed some folks dancing. My first thought was that colleges are expensive and these people are paying to go there, just to look stupid on the Internet. Then I saw the dancing at the protest and I was like, “omg, wow, they’re gonna stop killing each other now. Thank God they were dancing at the protest. That f*cking did it! We have peace now!”
Nope. Not even close. In fact, these could be the worst protesters I have ever seen. The protesters are ruining the fun college experience for all the other students. The protesters are making less than zero impact on the conflict overseas – literally no one over there cares about protests HERE in the safety of America. If the protesters were serious, then they’d all fly to Israel or Palestine and go protest in person. There’s not one single thing any of us Americans can do to stop them from fighting ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. In fact, they’re too busy fighting with each other overseas that they have no clue any of these brain-dead college students are dancing for them.
So to all the protesters out there making your college look worthless – just stop. Go back to your dorm. Go back to class. If you’re not going to fly across seas to protest in person, then please shut the f*ck up and stop ruining the college experience for the rest of campus. If I get stuck paying other people’s college loans, then you dancing like morons at a protest ain’t the crap I want to get stuck paying for with my taxes. And take off the face diapers. People can still see who you are. You’re not hiding anything but your nose and mouth, we still see you. Duh.
