Pentagon investigating 650+ potential UFOs and honestly, no one cares

The Pentagon said they're investigating 650+ potential UFO sightings and honestly, it feels like no one really cares. It's like the government is partly saying there are aliens out there, but they're also NOT saying there's aliens. And after decades of US telling them that WE think there's something out there, the slow government who hides things from common people for matters of national security are like finally coming around to tell us things (or not). And nowadays, we just don't care. If a giant alien that looked like Lori Lightfoot landed a spaceship in my backyard, I'd be like "so what" and just go about my day, go to work, come home and feed the fish, maybe pet my new alien on the head and ask if they're hungry.

CBS News reported on the details, but like... who even cares anymore... Earthlings are over it. Time for the Pentagon to go get something productive done. Either release a spaceship that gets us to travel faster, or don't. We don't really care anymore.

The U.S. government is investigating more than 650 potential UFO sightings, a Pentagon official confirmed Wednesday. Sean Kirkpatrick, director of the Defense Department's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, made the revelation in an appearance before a subcommittee of the Senate Armed Services Committee. The sightings are concentrated off the East Coast and West Coast of the U.S., in the Middle East and in the area of the South China Sea, Kirkpatrick said.

Newly-declassified video of an American military drone conducting surveillance in the Middle East showed an unidentified object zipping in and out of frame. If the video is slowed down, it appears to show a metallic sphere. But where it came from and what it was doing remains one of many such mysteries to the Pentagon.