'Slimy little motherf-cker:' Leaked Tucker Carlson video is best thing I've watched all day

It looks like someone is leaking Tucker Carlson videos to make him look bad, but the leaked videos make Tucker Carlson look ONE ZILLION TIMES COOLER than ever. This dude is someone I would drink a Coors Light with and cuss out people we don't like. You know, kinda like what NORMAL PEOPLE DO! They curse about people they can't stand.

In this video, Tucker Carlson is cussing about a Dominion lawyer. I have no idea which one he's talking about and I don't give a hoot either. It does not matter which exact lawyer Tucker is ranting about, it's just hilarious that Tucker Carlson called them a SLIMY MOTHERF-CKER on video and now we have it. If you think this is NOT FUNNY, then you have no sense of humor and you probably spend your days watching CNN or The View. Good luck to you, you miserable whale!

I know a lot of people dislike Media Matters, but they posted the video and said this about the context:

In the video obtained by Media Matters, Carlson is on the set of his Tucker Carlson Tonight show speaking to someone who is off-camera. He is wearing the same outfit that he did on his show on Friday, August 26, 2022, the date he was deposed in the Dominion suit.

Carlson says in the video that he had spent “10 hours” being deposed, with “that slimy little motherf*cker sitting across from me.”

He goes on to describe “the hate that I felt for that guy” as “unhealthy,” claiming that in trying to nail down where Carlson lives given his multiple homes, the lawyer had been suggesting “that I was cheating on my taxes.”

“I never feel that way,” he says. “I don't want to feel that way. I think it's wrong. It's bad. It's totally bad for you to feel that way. But that guy, he triggered the sh*t out of me. ‘Where are you now? Where do you live?’ The amount of times I had, ‘First of all, f*ck you,’ on my lips was like, it was unbelievable.”