Jury decides on man who shot hole in Johnny Cash water tower

This might be the funniest crime committed in quite a while. The suspect shot a hole in a water tower that had a picture of Johnny Cash on it. The man shot Johhny Cash in the crotch so it would look like he's taking a leak. It worked perfectly, but he was eventually caught and found guilty in court. Despite this being absolutely hilarious to most people, he still has to pay a fine because it costs thousands to repair the water tower and the town wasted tons of water as Johnny Cash took a leak all the way until it was fixed. KARK had the details on the jury's decision:

A jury in Cleveland County needed little time to deliberate before returning a guilty verdict in the case of a man accused of shooting a hole in a water tower honoring Johnny Cash.

Jurors found Timothy Sled guilty on a felony charge of impairing the operation of a vital public facility as well as first-degree criminal mischief.

Man in Black springs a leak: Arkansas water tower featuring Johnny Cash vandalized

The water tower in Kingsland features a silhouette of Cash, a native son and country music icon. News of the issue with the water tower first broke in May of 2022, when city officials discovered the hole in the tower making it look as though the Man in Black was relieving himself.

“Somebody shot our water tower, shot the silhouette of Johnny Cash in a very sensitive area,” Mayor Luke Neal explained at the time.