Harry and Meghan, who half the country can't stand, get evicted from Frogmore Cottage

If you know who Harry and Meghan are, then you probably can't stand them either. They are two of the most annoying people on the planet, right up there with degenerates like Sam Smith who wears outfits that you'd expect to see Lizzo in, and for some reason - the media thinks we care about any of these folks. Well, King Charles pulled up his big boy pants and asked Harry and Meghan to leave Frogmore Cottage, basically evicting them in the nicest millionaire royalty way possible. Oh, but wait a minute, this story actually gets worse. The cottage is reportedly being offered to that sleazeball Prince Andrew, that same guy linked to deceased dirt-bag Jeffrey Epstein. It's like this cottage was doomed from the start, going from worse to worse!

CBS News had a more professional version of it, saying the following:

London — Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have been asked "to vacate" their home in the U.K., Frogmore Cottage, which was given to them by the late Queen Elizabeth II, a spokesperson from the couple's Archewell organization said Wednesday. The statement came after a report in a British newspaper said they had been asked to give up the house by King Charles III, and it was being offered to King Charles' disgraced brother Prince Andrew, who is "resisting" taking up residence in the royal abode, according to the tabloid. Harry and Meghan, who gave up their full-time royal duties and now live in California with their two children, are arranging to move the rest of their belongings out of the cottage and have them shipped to the U.S., The Sun said.