I used to pay 50 cents to see this at the state fair, now we see it for free

When you're this big, then you might need two cameras to fit your big self on the screen. Remember back in the day when it cost like 50 cents to see the morbidly obese people at the state fair? We need to bring that back! Otherwise, she's got a BMI the size of a dinosaur's nut sack and she need to hit the gym BIG TIME. No one should be this size, and if you are, then please get help. Eat a little bit better and get to the gym, go for walks, do something that involves moving around and that does not mean walking to the all you can eat buffet.