Apparently three really is a crowd. This couple invited a woman over for a threesome, but she turned out to be a rude third wheel as she mocked the couple's genitals, saying the man had a tiny wee wee and the woman's hoo-ha was stinky. That's when it went from a possible threesome to a violent crime scene. Talk about taking a wild left turn, sheesh!
This is probably not how the man wanted the night to go when the handcuffs came out, as they were the real ones from police - not the fun kind you get at the kink store.

MyStateLine reported:

According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, officers received a complaint on March 6th from a woman named Della Dr*per, 29, who claimed to have been beaten by a couple after she accepted an invitation to join them at their house for a sexual threesome. Citing arrest records, The Smoking Gun reported that Steven Lopez, 31, met Dr*per while working as a taxi driver. Lopez said he was in an open relationship with Angela Vazquez, 20, and invited Dr*per over to have sex with them.

If you think this is wild, that's nothing. It gets literally INSANE... the report continued:

During sex, Vazquez claimed that Dr*per became “very disrespectful” toward the couple, and told police she “told Steven he had a ‘little d**k’ and his wife had a ‘stank p***y,'” according to the police report. Dr*per complained to police that Vazquez “tried to dominate her sexually inside the house.” The couple then asked Dr*per to leave the house, but she retreated to the couch and refused to move, both Lopez and Vazquez told police. Dr*per said Lopez then grabbed her by the hair and threw her against a wall, and the couple both threw her outside. Dr*per claimed Vazquez then repeatedly punched her. However, in Lopez and Vazquez’s version of events, Dr*per got into her car and then reversed toward the door of the home where the couple was standing, striking Vazquez on the leg. Lopez then picked up a cinderblock and threw it through the back window of the vehicle, he told police.

Dr*per then returned to the house and tried to punch Vazquez but missed, and Vazquez said she returned the blow, knocking Dr*per to the ground and telling her to leave the property. She then reportedly left the residence in her car but parked down the street and Lopez went running after her, but she left before he reached her vehicle.

We need to call Netflix and have this become a movie. We really need to see this dumbness in action for ourselves. This is like a Lifetime movie on crack. And of course, the report continues and tells us about what the charges are. Keep going... the very last sentence is the game winner for me. The fact they were doing this IN a cop car and then what she said to him... oh nelly, she's a wild one, that's for sure!

Lopez was charged with a felony of throwing a deadly missile; Vazquez was charged with battery. Dr*per was not arrested for the incident, but — two days later she was arrested for hitting a man in the face with a glass vase filled with gravel and rocks. According to The Smoking Gun, the 31-year-old victim was identified by police as the father of her children. Police also said she was out on bond for another crime a year earlier in which she resisted arrest after being pulled over.

In July 2022, she was the passenger in an SUV driver by a 39-year-old female friend; when the pair were pulled over, Dr*per allegedly tried to toss an open bottle of tequila. When police found drug paraphernalia beneath her seat, she fought the arresting officers. She was charged with battery to a police officer, resisting arrest, possession of drug paraphernalia, and tampering with evidence. According to court records, the arresting officer reported that as Dr*per and her friend were being driven to the Key West jail, they “began engaging in romantic acts” in the back of the squad car.

The officer stopped the car and moved Dr*per’s handcuffs so her hands were behind her back, at which point she pulled her bathing suit to one side and asked “Do you want to see my a*****e?”