Not the Bee·1 hour ago·Monday, November 9, 2026, 7:15 PM

Bee Forum News: First Muslim Senator Tosses First Gay Senator From Roof

Last week the midterm vote was finally cast, causing much rejoicing among Democrats. However, during a wild Senate Democrat after-party, in a particularly historic moment, our first Muslim Senator Elect Abdul El-Sayed, D. MI, reportedly threw our first gay Senator Elect Chris Papas, D. NH, off the roof.

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