AFNN·1 hour ago·Saturday, November 7, 2026, 6:30 AM

Cancel Thanksgiving: America Needs a Year Off

Thanksgiving may be America’s dumbest holiday: spend a fortune traveling in terrible weather, dodge hormonally confused deer, eat with relatives you’ll see again in four weeks, then celebrate gratitude by stampeding into Black Friday sales to buy more stuff you don’t need. So here’s a radical idea: cancel Thanksgiving 2026.

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