She was supposed to start a new job, but…

  This lady was supposed to start a new job, but she explains how her anxiety got the best of her. My grandparents would have slapped me upside the head and said “take your ass to work, and don’t come back without a paycheck.” This generation is different though. I think they were raised by … Read more

Joe Biden got CUSSED OUT

  President Joe Biden walks in the room. He’s wearing those cool presidential looking sunglasses like he’s on vacation or he’s a spy, but he’s the President of the United States. What does he hear when he walks in? A big “thanks for nothing, f*ck you!” from a heckler who doesn’t like him at all. … Read more

White House SHOULD get rid of KJP, no questions asked

  Steve Doocy suggested that a White House official confirmed they’d like to get KJP to step aside as the press secretary, but she’s just not letting go of the job. Doocy was quoted saying the following: “At that event, I was there, and a White House official, a very high-ranking person, told me that … Read more

DA Sandra Doorley APOLOGIZES poorly

  What happens when you’re a New York DA and you’re about to get pulled over for speeding, but you decide to drive all the way home and act like a Karen over a speeding ticket? You lose respect. Then what comes next? Your groveling and lame apology video saying you’re going to punish yourself … Read more

Female teacher, church volunteer BUSTED

  The heathens are out on the prowl these days. Another female teacher was busted! This woman is Reagan Gray, 26, and she’s accused of having a dirty relationship with a teen boy while she was working as a volunteer at a church. This allegedly took place in 2020. She was also a teacher at … Read more

NY DA ran from police, went home, gets ticket

  Look what we have here! It’s a person in power trying to use their position to get out of a little ticket from the police and she’s caught on camera doing it. This is Monroe County District Attorney Sandra Doorley and she drove away from the police who tried to pull her over for … Read more

The American Dream is too expensive, we’re screwed

  A woman in her 20’s talks about how she basically wants to live the American Dream, but everything is so expensive that it seems like the dream is no longer a reality. She’s young and already on the right path of wanting a house and kids so she can settle down and raise a … Read more

Adam Schiff got robbed

In today’s funny news stories, we have politician Adam Schiff getting robbed in San Francisco and I couldn’t help but laugh. Isn’t he one of the Democrat reps who think crime isn’t that much of a problem? Anyway, he left his luggage in the car and thieves stole it. Adam Schiff’s car was in a … Read more

Small business owner creates WALL of SHAME

  A small business owner is sick of criminals stealing from her store in Beverly Hills, so she created a shoplifter Hall of Shame to publicly shame them in hopes to deter other potential thieves from taking things without paying. Her name is Lisa Goodman and she’s a stylist at Kitson in Beverly Hills. She … Read more

Biden lied about getting arrested on a porch

  President Joe Biden’s brain is so far gone that he’s lying about getting arrested on a porch with a black family. His lie is so bad that even the Washington Post fact checked him, saying there’s little to no evidence this ever happened, and they gave him FOUR PINOCCHIOS for the lie. Just think … Read more

San Diego Oceanside Pier is ON FIRE

  OH THAT’S JUST GREAT! Said no one ever as the iconic San Diego Oceanside is on fire. NBC San Diego had the news report on the pier fire that started around 3pm California time. The news report said: Although smoke obscured the scene, the building at the end of the pier was burning furiously. … Read more

Australian PM wants memes making fun of him banned

  Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is the old man screaming at the clouds! He’s asking for social media to remove memes making fun of him because he’s a giant crybaby who can’t take a joke. Once I saw this, I knew I immediately had to make fun of this guy. What a sad, weak … Read more

It’s hard to get a job these days… for her

  Woman on social media talks about how she applied for a job and didn’t get it. She then talks about some other aspects of job hunting. She thinks she didn’t get one job because of her tattoos and I think she’s right about that. Some stores just don’t want someone covered in face tattoos … Read more

Chronic liar KJP says her job is hard

  White House press secretary and chronic liar, KJP, goes on a show to talk about some things like her job. KJP says her job is hard. Yeah, I guess lying all day is pretty hard when you’re trying to keep your stories straight. If KJP was just brutally honest and always told the truth, … Read more

Two useless overpaid ‘Squad’ members screaming in the streets

  Here’s a video of two completely useless and overpaid Democrat politician ‘Squad’ members screaming in the streets. I’m not even sure what they’re screaming about, but I know it’s not productive. Maybe it’s Israel/Palestine stuff, but screaming in the streets of America literally solves nothing overseas. Why don’t they go over there and protest? … Read more

Trump vs Biden poll on MSNBC

  President Joe Biden vs former President Donald Trump in some random polls on MSNBC might be something Democrats are scared of. Trump seems to be winning these polls on MSNBC, which is funny because of how far left MSNBC has gone over the years. Then again, we all know that polls don’t mean anything … Read more

“F*ck You!”: Mayor Adams gets ripped a new one

  I am tired of these motherf*ckin Democrats on this motherf*ckin plane! This video made me think of Samuel L Jackson’s famous quote from the “Snakes on a Plane” movie. Except, this was no Samuel L Jackson and the only snake on the plane was New York City’s Democrat Mayor Adams! He was confronted on … Read more