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Biden’s Wawa order: Can’t even get an Italian hoagie right

 

President Joe Biden was in Philly and ended up at a Wawa with the failing Democrat mayor, whatever her name is. Joe’s order included a Wawa sandwich with Italian meats, mayo, and mustard, and now I know for sure that I cannot trust anyone connected to Joe Biden. Everyone knows you don’t put mustard on the Italian meats. That’s a huge no. And he got American cheese? No. You get provolone. That’s what you do. Or you go home. End of story!

Now just to be honest here – we have no idea if he ordered it or someone else did, we just know that ain’t how you do the Italian! And if you want a real hoagie, then you don’t go to Wawa. You go to one of the zillion small delis in Philly and they make a banging hoagie. You got places like Crown Deli and Linden Market making sandwiches 100% better than any Wawa. But since Wawa is a popular brand, then naturally Joe Biden ended up there with the dipshit Democrat mayor.

Joe Biden’s order also included pretzels from Wawa. Everyone knows they suck. They’re in a sweaty plastic bag. The pretzels are screaming “I can’t breath” in those bags – which is ironic because Philly banned plastic bags at the supermarkets, but you can get pretzels in little bags like that’s any different. We all know 7-11 has the superior ‘hang there all day’ in the warming thing. And, if you’re lucky, you find the rare 7-11 that still makes a solid pizza pretzel. Whatever man. People can eat whatever they want and that’s their decision. Bad food choices or not, I wasn’t voting for Joe Biden anyway.



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