Porch Pirate looks like a SMURF after package EXPLODES

It's that time again!! Porch pirate finds out the hard way when the package explodes and leaves him looking like a smurf.

This is obviously an AI video, because no one would park in front of the house, then come into the camera from the side view. And it looks like there's a watermark on it that says AI on it.

AI is stupid and we should get rid of it.