Customers vs Employees restaurant brawl

I'll have two eggs over easy and the frying pan to hit someone with, please! You don't see this every day when you just want some breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Actually, you can see this every day now because society is so far gone thanks to smart phones and social media turning everyone into a bunch of unhinged morons. Smart phones and social media are the reason society has declined. Nothing has been good since the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s.