{"id":9858,"date":"2024-02-27T12:33:50","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T16:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/?p=9858"},"modified":"2024-02-27T12:33:50","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T16:33:50","slug":"i-cant-do-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/i-cant-do-that\/","title":{"rendered":"I guarantee there is NO WAY I could do that, could you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can almost guarantee that there is no way I could physically do this. Not because I&#8217;m out of shape or older, but because it just looks like something that requires physical attributes of Spider-Man and I simply don&#8217;t have that.<\/p>\n<p>This guy takes off running, hopes on a pole vault, shimmies his way on the stick, and then somehow nails the landing across a body of water.<\/p>\n<p>My only question was this: what the f-ck was the point of all this? I&#8217;m over here going to the gym barely three times a week trying to get rid of my moobs and this guy is pole vaulting across an ocean. But hey, I got fast Internet and good pizza, so I&#8217;m a happy man!\u00a0 Either way, I ain&#8217;t trying it and I can&#8217;t do it, but my goodness &#8211; this looks cool as anything and it was probably super fun being there!!<\/p>\n<p>WATCH IT HAPPEN:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 720px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-9858-1\" width=\"720\" height=\"720\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/that-looks-really-hard.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/that-looks-really-hard.mp4\">https:\/\/rawdogsports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/that-looks-really-hard.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I love that it seems like there&#8217;s a party going on around this too. Looks like an awesome time and if it ever comes to my city, you can bet I&#8217;ll be there having a good day like everyone else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can almost guarantee that there is no way I could physically do this. Not because I&#8217;m out of shape or older, but because it just looks like something that requires physical attributes of Spider-Man and I simply don&#8217;t have that. This guy takes off running, hopes on a pole vault, shimmies his way on &#8230; <a title=\"I guarantee there is NO WAY I could do that, could you?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/i-cant-do-that\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about I guarantee there is NO WAY I could do that, could you?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9873,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politics","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-33"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9858\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendingviews.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}