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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee explains a full moon… no, seriously

 

We have a genius here, folks! Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee explained a full moon as a complete round circle and I am just amazed at her intelligence. I never heard of a full moon before. How did she know it’s a round and a circular shape? Did she need a 1st grade education for that or do you only learn this if you get a doctorate? I would really love to learn more about the full moons out there. Are there more moons? Are the other full moons a circle too? Wowsers, this one is so smart that I feel dumb now.

Obviously, I am joking, but it’s astonishing that Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee ever got a single vote. It tells you how smart her supporters must be. I guess they’re all Einstein’s too! How do these people get jobs where they have to represent people? Have we become dumb as a society in general? Sheila Jackson Lee graduated from law school, but watching her describe a full moon makes me think her degree from the University of Virginia School of Law was written on toilet paper. Watch out for those complete round circles, they might be full moons!



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