Burlington Businesses Seek City Leaders’ Support Amid Rising Crime Rates

Burlington’s Crime Crisis Burlington, Vermont, is currently facing a significant crime crisis, as highlighted by an open letter signed by over 170 local businesses. This collective statement emphasizes the urgent need for intervention from city leaders to address the increasing crime rates that are affecting public safety and the local economy. Concerns About Public Safety … Read more

John Malkovich movie won’t be released for 100 years

Inspired by the 100-year-long aging process of Luis XIII Cognac, John Malkovich’s 100 Years: The Movie You Will Never See is a short experimental film created by director Robert Rodriguez back in 2015. The film is locked away in a bulletproof vault with a time lock set to November 18, 2115. On that date, the … Read more

ICE recruitment surges, 150,000+ job applications recieved

According to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, more than 150,000+ Americans have applied to work at ICE in response to the Trump administration’s escalated crackdown on illegal immigration. Over 18,000+ of the applicants received tentative job offers. This recruitment surge follows the Congress’s decision to allocate $75 billion to strengthen the ICE budget. These funds … Read more

New Hampshire teen catches 177lb halibut

After a strenuous thirty-minute fight with the fish, Jackson Denio (13) managed to reel in a halibut three inches taller and thirty pounds larger than him! The IFGA (International Fish and Game Association) is currently in the process of checking if the fish has set a record. While the 177-pound halibut might not be the … Read more

Stephen King’s ‘The Long Walk’ flops following Charlie Kirk comments*

Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” movie performed horribly in the theaters following his Charlie Kirk comments that ended up being a lie – to which he apologized, but it was already too late. King was scrutinized for posting about Kirk on X: “He advocated stoning gays to death. Just sayin’.” Even though King deleted the … Read more

Hooters plans to make outfits less revealing

The infamous Hooters filed a Chapter 11 bankruptcy earlier in the year, selling off its property to all interested parties. Neil Kiefer, the CEO of a group aiming to reclaim the Hooters brand by buying up the Atlanta-based Hooters of America, is planning to change the outfits. The glaring orange shorts of Hooters have been … Read more

‘The Love Boat’ stars reunited for off-Broadway play “Lady Patriot”

The filming of the off-Broadway play “Lady Patriot” will reunite four stars from the 1977 comedy TV series ‘The Love Boat!’ Ted Lange, the actor of Love Boat’s bartender Isaac, is the one writing and directing Lady Patriot. It looks like his project has reunited him with his old colleagues. On the September 9th premiere, … Read more

Country star Lee Brice dedicates song to Charlie Kirk

The death of the conservative activist and devout Christian, Charlie Kirk, has left the media discussing his sudden murder. The suspect, Tyler Robinson (22), has been arrested on suspicion of having carried out the attack. Kirk’s death has been notably shared online through a video where his moment of death was vividly captured. While the … Read more

Pilot who tried shutting down engines mid-flight faces the law

Joseph Emerson (46), a former Alaska Airlines pilot, pleaded guilty to trying to sabotage a flight by shutting down the plane’s engines during a flight in October 2023. Emerson was facing 83 counts of reckless endangerment, one for each person on the plane, so he reached a plea deal to resolve both his state and … Read more

“I’m nobody’s justice” – including Trump: Amy Coney Barrett

Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett shocked the populace with her bold responses about Donald Trump. When Barrett was nominated for her position five years ago, it was widely assumed that she would be a reliable supporter of President Trump, but over the years, she has demonstrated an impressive degree of independence from both the … Read more

Ryan Reynolds addresses Avengers: Doomsday Deadpool rumors

Ryan Reynolds had already excited his fans when he posted an image of a spray-painted A over the Avengers logo, suggesting that he might make an appearance in the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday as Wade Wilson/Deadpool. The newspaper outlets and social discussions have remained indecisive so far, with reputable parties claiming opposite statements. During the Toronto … Read more

CEO steals hat from young boy at tennis match, then Internet gets involved

Polish CEO Piotr Szczerek snatched a signed hat from a young boy after Polish tennis star Kamil Majchrzak had given it to the child. Szczerek was subject to tons of angry comments calling him disgusting and a bully. Majchrzak won an impressive five-set battle against the Russian athlete Karen Khachanov, in what he would describe … Read more

PETA wants MLB to rename the ‘Bullpen’ to ‘Arm Barn’

PETA is urging Major League Baseball to rename the bullpen to “arm barn.” The disputable term has been used to describe the space where pitchers warm up since the 1800s. According to TMZ Sports, the nonprofit organization stated in a news release on Thursday that the long-standing baseball word isn’t “animal-friendly.” Peta underlined the need … Read more

Red Light… Green Light….: Squid Games season 2 is happening

Boom! The popular Netflix show “Squid Game” will have a second season. Hwang Dong-hyuk claims to be obliged to take this step due to the show’s whopping success. During a red carpet event, Hwang promised that Gi-hun would be back soon, ready to accomplish great things for the show. A second season is in the … Read more

Chick-fil-A removes popular side item from menu

Customers of the Chick-fil-A restaurant located in Tifton, Georgia, were given notice of a menu change for the spring season. The side salad, a popular item frequently ordered alongside chicken nuggets, will no longer be available at the restaurant. The salad, composed of mixed greens with shredded Monterey Jack, Cheddar, red peppers, and tomatoes, will … Read more

Reminder: Newsmax is back on DirecTV: report

DirecTV has announced that it will be adding the conservative television network, Newsmax, back to its roster. This took place on March 23 and we’re letting everyone know in case they missed the announcement. The move comes after a two-month contract dispute that resulted in Newsmax being removed from DirecTV’s network. Newsmax accused the satellite … Read more

FBI reports Americans lost $10.3 billion

In 2022, internet scams resulted in Americans losing a staggering $10.3 billion, according to the FBI’s annual report. The losses incurred were the highest in the past five years, with the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) receiving over 2,000 complaints daily. Phishing scams were the most commonly reported, with 300,497 victims reporting losses exceeding $52 … Read more

‘Bling Bishop’ robbed during live sermon ARRESTED on multiple charges

A prominent New York bishop who has a sizable following has been accused of fraud and extortion. The “bling bishop,” Lamor Whitehead, who was held up at gunpoint while preaching in Brooklyn earlier this year, is charged with stealing from a parishioner’s retirement funds, extorting and scamming a company, and lying to the FBI, as … Read more

Joe Biden busted in an impossibly FALSE claim

President Joe Biden has recently told a story about his uncle Frank, but the story was fact checked and found to be FALSE! Biden claims that his uncle Frank received the Purple Heart for his courageous acts during WWII. However, key elements provided by the President are chronologically impossible. According to Biden, Frank Biden received … Read more

Dem Mayor begs for money as Biden decision could cause implications

NYC’s Democrat Mayor Eric Adams is pleading for money, blaming President Joe Biden and two other Democrats for the lack of funding. The money should have helped the city deal with the increasing number of migrants as Title 42 approaches its end. Title 42 is a regulation that permits the Border Patrol to reject illegal … Read more

Netflix situation gets worse, advertisers were taking money back

It appears that Netflix’s ad-supported tier is not generating the revenue the business anticipated, putting the streaming company in a less-than-stellar position for its future. The popular platform is now allowing advertisers to get their money back for ads that haven’t yet run, according to five agency executives. As of Monday, the company’s stock has … Read more